So, I'm ranting.

This is me blogging for the first time. I thought it would be so much more glamorous than typing in a big white box while laying in bed. I guess not. So I started a blog. I have funny thoughts sometimes and I felt like I wanted to share them. Like for instance, I am laying in bed right now, where I have been all day.... on a Monday. I probably, no definitely, shouldn't be sharing that information. Oh well. I lead a thrilling life. So I wanted to start this because its 2013 and 12 year olds blog better than I do so I thought I'd attempt to stay current by typing my thoughts out instead of writing them in a journal like people USED to do. Sometimes I hate technology, but I do type faster than I write so whatever, I'm not that upset because my forearm isn't getting sore.

Anyways, anyone who knows me well enough, knows I enjoy the occasional RANT. A good rant too, like one where I just kind of verbally spew out whatever is in my head until I need a breath. You see, my problem is I think many things. Deep mysterious things (ooo ahhh). But my articulation of these things is limited so I hold it all in my head, in some dark back corner of my brain and once someone says whatever safe word that is holding it all in, I explode! THIS IS WHAT I THINK AHHH TAKE IT TAKE IT. TAKE IT NOW. Its not very subtle but hey,  I'm blogging now so give me a break. Trust me, its not always that aggressive, sometimes it is and will just come out, but usually I just start talking and don't shut up because I demand attention at all times and believe my ideas are always correct. They're not. I know this. Sorry? I dunno. I blame society. I don't know what for, but I do.

Ok, so where was I going. Ah yes, THE RANT. As you can see, the above paragraph is a mini rant. I had to stop myself and stay on topic. So I love a good rant. Today's rant is about FACEBOOK. Who doesn't love Facebook? Everyone loves Facebook. You are LYING when you say you hate it. I know I am. You love it. You love posting pictures, you love commenting and you love the attention. I do this all the time. I say I hate Facebook then 10 minutes later I'm cruising through someones pictures. I hate that I love it so much. I want more human interaction. People get so confident on Facebook - messaging me like "Hey cutie whats up????" ........... Like OK, if this was real life and this guy and I were at a bar, he would not have come over and said anything to me. I am convinced that the type of guys who seriously try to chat on Facebook have no game in real life. This is why Lamebook works for them (see, there I go again). And no one in their right mind would use that much punctuation. No one is THAT interested. Relax buddy. I see right through you.

Anyways, this Facebook rant is about human interaction and confidence. It is slowly making human interaction weirder than virtual interaction and its killing my own confidence. How you ask? I want to lay in my bed all day on a Monday and believe everyone who graduated college is in the same boat as me. We are all looking for jobs and will eventually get there and be great, blah blah blah. You know what its actually doing? Showing me how many people are getting real jobs while I sit here feeling like a big pile of shit for not being at work right now. FUCK. I am still jobless. Like I'm scrolling through everyone's lives on Facebook being like "How is this bitch on vacation AGAIN. I need a vacation, wait no I dont" and "damn that person just got a cool job, WHY DIDN'T I GET A COOL JOB" and "Oh my god her shoes are unreal, I need more high heels. I need to dress better" and "Her body is unreal, I need to stop eating/ laying in bed all day" and "They just got a job!? dammit I SUCK". Sigh. This is my life. This is my life at this current moment.

Like, OK I know that I'll definitely be fine and get a job. But some days I log on to facebook and I'm like damn. I am doing something wrong. But then I scroll a little farther down and I see girls who type like this :

LyKe OmGZZZzzZ I **LOoOVe** mii Baby bOy ToOOo MUCH OmgZzzzz LOLzz ~ bACk OFF BiTchEzzz OR ELSE***** #%*^% xOXoXx ~~PieCE oUT<33333333


and I feel much better. 


**Side note, the above shitshow was actually a status I posted. AS A JOKE on Valentines day to out-embarrass my boyfriend. He ended up topping me and making a horribly more embarrassing status. (Don't tell him I think he won that competition either.) AND, I only know how to do that because its what I see girls doing on my news feed daily. That actually took me like 15 min to type like that. I really had to think about it too, "like which letters should be capitalized" which made me feel better. I enjoy grammar and punctuation way too much to ever type like that. It actually hurts my soul that I typed it out so accurately and publicly..... I can read.